A minor point about the English countryside that I had missed until this Thursday was that the roads are just a little different to New Zealand's. Just a little motorwayish different. (I love the way all the roads are called by letters and numbers - makes it a lot easier to fit on a map! - but you wouldn't want to be out by 1 or 3... the M1 takes you somewhere a little different to the M4).
But then again, it was 3.30am, we had merely to leave Reading by way of the M4, find the M25 and then exit to The North on the M1. No kidding - the signs (of which I neglected to take a photo) pointed travellers either to London, or The North. That's like, all you people who live outside London, we can't be bothered to mention any names of towns. You just live up there somewhere.
(It wasn't until a few days later when travelling, again on the M4, to The West, that I realised they don't bother to put the names of towns on the signs, as if they did, the signs would have to be freakishly big for the sheer number of places they would list). Now, I won't lie, the presence of roadworks on the M1 (or was it the M25) worried me a little. I had seen signs mentioning that if we were heading to Luton, we should be in the left lane. That would be the lane some distance yonder, over the guardrails, traffic cones and so on.
What didn't worry me so much was the speed at which we were able to travel.
Avoiding the large stag party (all in t-shirts labelled on the front 'Dave's Krack-off June 2010' and on the back variously 'Goon', 'Groom', 'Seamstress', and the one I liked (t-shirt that is)... 'Token Aussie'), we sat down for breakfast and to breathe easy for the first time in a while.
So, finally, Poland. From the air, Poland looked like a large country with lots of substantial houses, surrounded by a lot of land.
Our arrival at the airport amused me. We landed, then disembarked the plane only to embark a bus. Then into the airport itself. (As we flew EasyJet, and I'm just a little Scottish, we didn't pay the extra to queue-jump, but did strategically position ourselves so that at every point we would be first in the queue of people who didn't pay extra). However, the first block was at Customs.
Three lines for EU people, and one line for the foreigners. EU people made up about 80% of the total, so I thought we would be through pretty quickly. We were about third in our queue. I hadn't counted on the first person in the queue taking longer than all the EU people together. So, slipping across the rope barrier (avoiding the customs officers in khaki carrying guns), we finally made it out into Krakow airport, to collect our lonely bags orbiting the carousel.
Wow - Krakow! 35 degrees and, need I say, it was HOT! Off to the back seat of a Citroen that would see a lot of me in the next few days, we roared into Krakow. Our driver was Jacek (said Yat-sic), Boz's (or Bozena's - said Beau-jaina) brother. Boz is Barb's sister-in-law. Jacek doesn't speak any English. Pete (Barb's brother) doesn't speak much Polish. So, there we were, Jacek, Pete, Barb, Me and Jacob (Pete and Boz's son). (Jacob speaks both English and Polish, but as he is two, is not so good at the translating).
Krakow (or Cracow - with a v at the end) is a stunning city. It was one of the few Polish cities to be saved from major destruction during many wars, and you could easily spend days here. For us, however, we had an afternoon before heading to Falisewice, 60 miles hence.
Now, an old myth or legend (or true story - who knows) of Wawel Castle is that a dragon lived in a cave beneath it. So off to the dragon's cave we went - down into the bowels of the hill on a dizzying spiral staircase. We wound down, down, down into the muddy base. Yes - it was believable - a dragon could have lived here.
Exiting back into the heat, we found a variety of stalls with souvenirs, including many dragons. Jacek kindly provided us with ice-creams, and we made our way on the shady side of the street towards the main centre.
While exploring Krakow was definitely on my list, walking any distance in the heat didn't feel a good plan. We had seen the tourist golf-carts earlier, so after a brief negotiation, we found ourselves set for three hours.
But the city itself was beautiful. I didn't get a shot of the gardens that ran from Wawel Castle to the main square, but they were almost reminiscent of the Champs Elysees - without the traffic. The city was really easy to get around, with heaps of stalls in the main square, selling all sorts of amber and other trinkets for the tourists.
The city really did cater for tourists, and the horse and carts traipsing through the square (complete with tourists) while we ate our second meal of the day at 3pm (the first was at 6am) was pretty cool. This, I have to remind you, in baking heat.
Krakow - beautiful city, old cobblestones vying with modern roads. Golf carts galore for the tourists and a fantastic castle to boot. Old and recent history give this city a definite personality. It is a survivor.